A junk list of things I hear/read that create ideas for future projects.



2/20/2026 : You could buy baby gators for $2 back in the day. I just think that would be such a great layer of stress to add to an absurdist piece, someone comes home with a baby gator in their pocket.

1/2/2026 : A queer adaptation of The Bear That Wasn't by Frank Tashlin.

11/15/2025 : "I stubbed my soul on the crack in the floor" - dumb Youtube letsplay

10/11/2025 : Hell on Skates by Dime Store Adventures, the story of the 6-day roller-skating race.

9/30/2025 : "that sounds cliche but whatever, we're not writing poetry" - a friend

9/16/25 : "I can remember no year thereafter in which I did not feel endangered by my country. I lived in its mouth like Jonah." - William Gibson, A Mass for the Dead